Anti-Anti-Social Media

Mistaken: "40,000 sweets in the evening.
Look at them all from this guy.
40,000 followers now sifting.
40,000 tears in my eyes."



True: "40,000 tweets in the evening.
Look at them all, from this guy.
40,000 followers now quitting.
40,000 tears in my eyes."



{from the song Twitterama}

To Songs That Do Exist

Sound Engineering

Mistaken: "Take it into warp drive like a bullet train in motion."

True: "Take it into warp drive like a bullet to the ocean."



{from the album Parallel Dimensions by the band Scotty}

1ND1E

Mistaken: "The plate was full of lions and cheetahs."

True: "The place was full of liars and cheaters."

{from the song High Stakes by the band Fork}